my journal

Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:52:18 GMT

A is for age: 28 (for another 3 days)
B is for beer of choice: pure blonde
C is for career: checkout chick
D is for favorite drink: beer
E is for essential item you use everyday: PS3
F is for favorite song at the moment: i don't listen to modern music
G is for favorite game: dynasty warriors
H is for hometown: newcastle
I is for instruments you play: None
J is for favorite juice: pineapple
K is for kids: should all be shot
L is for Laguna Beach: crap show
M is for marriage: have to find someone to ask first
N is for name: mic
O is for overnight hospital stays: None
P is for phobias: hospitals
Q is for quote: "there is no evidence to support the claim that life is serious."
R is for biggest regret: none
S is for self confidence: as much as i've ever had or will ever have
T is for time you wake up: 7 for day shift, 9 for afternoon shift
U is for underwear: boxers, currently red
V is for vegetable you love: meat
W is for worst habit: picking my nose and rubbing it in my eye
X is for x-rays you've had: back
Y is for yummy food you make: thai seafood curry
Z is for zodiac sign: pisces

Wed, 03 Oct 2007 22:54:21 GMT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EM!! LOVE YOU

sorry i'm late, but i haven't had a chance to get online lately. did you get my sms?

yes i do still exist

Sat, 25 Aug 2007 00:28:46 GMT

i know ... it's been a while, but i haven't really had anything to write about since i got the new job. 6 months later and i'm writing to tell you that i'm going full time at work. i've been in retail for 12 years and this is the first time i've been full time. i applied for the counter managers possition but did'nt get that. however the managers told me they're really happy with me and they're making me full time and i should get the management possition for the next new store. so needless to say work is going well.

the only problem is i may have to give up running the bar trivia now :(

howdy y'all

Tue, 20 Feb 2007 22:28:59 GMT

hows things? good to hear.

i got a new job. just thought you might like to know. after 11 years working at kmart and getting nowhere i finally got a new job. i was meant to have 2 weeks holiday but on monday (the first day of my holidays) my old boss from kmart called me and offered me a job at jb hi-fi. for those of you who don't know jb is an electrical store selling everything audio-visual. didn't need an interview since i'd already worked for the same boss. worked all day yesterday and today i'm heading off to melbourne for a few days to visit my brother. fly back on monday arvo and work again on tuesday. so much for time off.

last night was a big night at trivia. i told everyone they had to come in and help me celebrate my birthday and we ended up with 19 teams (twice the normal number). half way through the night 2 of the girls who work there came out with a shot of something with a crunchie on top with a candle in it. they stole my microphone and made the whole pub sing happy birthday to me. then of course i got shitfaced, which is expected.

Thu, 08 Feb 2007 02:34:43 GMT

Stolen from pumpkin_lisa

YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...

I want to know a bunch of things about you.
I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other,
or if we already know everything about each other.
You're on my list, so let me know who I am friends with!

The Questions:

1. Can you cook?
2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
3. What talent do you wish you had?
4. Favorite place?
5. Favorite vegetable?
6. What was the last book you read?
7. Are you Dirty or Clean?
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
9. Worst Habit?

HERE COMES THE FUN ...
1. How did we meet?
2. What's your philosophy on life?
3. Negative or Optimistic?
4. What was your dream growing up?
5. What is the best thing that ever happened to you?
6. What was your first impression of me?
7. Tell me one weird fact about you:
8. Whats your favorite memory of us?
9. Tell me your favorite joke:
10. Have you ever kept anything from me?
11. What do you think of me as a Person?
12. Do you think I'm sane or insane?
13. Would you cry for me if I died?
14. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
15. If you could change anything about me, would you?
16. How do you fall asleep?
17. Ever gotten angry with me?
18. Would you go on a blind date if I set you up?
19. If you had one day to live, what would you do?
20. A million bucks.. what would you do with it?
21. What is your worst fear?
22. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
23. Can you sing or dance?
24. In one word, how would you describe me? Be honest....
25. Will you repost this so I can fill it out ?

hey hey kids

Thu, 01 Feb 2007 03:32:07 GMT

long time no see. how are we all today? been busy with work, but looks like that may have died off till at least easter. heading off to visit my brother in melbourne in about a month. tuesday night trivia is going well. since we've had more people turning up the pub has decided to up the prize pool. hopefully that'll help get even more people in. so if anyone is bored and doing nothing on a tuesday night come to the royal inn, station street, waratah. or don't, either way. i guess thats it for me for today. have fun, be safe.

Fri, 29 Dec 2006 07:56:09 GMT

what is stevie wonder's favorite colour?
corduroy

a drunk goes to the doctor one day complaining of tiredness and severe headaches. "i feel tired all the time" he says, "my head hurts and i'm not sleeping".
the doctor examines him head to toe before admitting: "i can't find anything wrong. it must be the drinking".
"fair enough" says the bum, "i'll come back when you're sober"

how do you really scare a man?
run up behind him and start throwing confetti.

a passenger in a taxileaned over and tapped the driver on the shoulder. the driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped inches from a large window. for a few moments everything was silent, hen the driver said "i'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me".
the passenger apologised and said he didn't realise a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much. the driver replied "don't worry, it's my fault. this is my first day in a cab, i've been driving a hearse for 25 years".

whats yellow and orange and looks good on hippies?
fire

a father comes home and announces to the family that this year they will all be taking a trip to vietnam for their christmas holiday. the kids are all excited, untill the youngest suddenlt stops and says "hang on, they don't celebrate christmas in vietnam do they?"
"no" he replies, but they are hanging glitter this year"

Mon, 25 Dec 2006 22:38:30 GMT

i didn't end up spending christmas day alone after all. i went to a friends house for lunch with her family. however boxing day will be spent alone ... unless someone wants to come and watch the cricket with me.

hope everyone had a good day :)

jokes

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 23:08:53 GMT

MICK was in big trouble with the little woman when he forgot their anniversary. “Tomorrow,” his wife told him angrily, “there had better be something in our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat or I’m outta here.” The next morning Mick’s missus looked outside and saw a small package in the driveway. She brought it inside, opened it and found a brand new set of bathroom scales.

A DEPARTMENT store called ManMart offered women a service that let them come in and choose their perfect match. There was only one rule: if you passed up what was on offer on one floor, you could never go back to that level. An eager woman entered the elevator and pressed the button. When the doors opened on the first floor, the sign read, “These men all have jobs and love kids.” She passed on that option and went to the next floor. The sign up there said, “Handsome men with jobs who love kids.” Once again, she declined the offer. The sign on level three said, “Handsome men with jobs who love kids, cooking and housework.” Sounded good, but she moved on anyway. On the fourth floor the sign read, “Handsome men who are true romantics, have jobs, love kids, cooking and housework.” Yet again, no dice. The level five sign said, “Handsome men with jobs who are true romantics, love kids, love housework and don’t drink.” That was no good, either. On the sixth floor the sign read, “Hunky, handsome men with secure jobs who are true romantics, love kids and housework, don’t drink, have no bad habits and are financially secure.” Figuring that every floor was just getting better, she decided to continue up to the top. When the lift reached level seven, the doors wouldn’t open. Instead, a recording said, “Ladies, this is the last level and there are no men available here. It exists solely to prove that women are impossible to please. The elevator will now return you directly to the exit. Thanks for visiting ManMart.”

“DO YOU want the good news or the bad news?” the bloke said to his missus. “Better give me the bad news first,” the wife said. “Well,” said her hubby, “we’ve been advised that we’re so far behind with the payments on the house that we’re going to lose it. Both cars are being repossessed, we owe $100,000 on our credit cards and there’s two months of unpaid taxes on our salaries. Basically, we’re going to lose everything.” “Jesus!” said the wife. “What’s the good news?” “Our identities have been stolen.”

ramblings of a drunken idiot ...

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 13:02:26 GMT

i am just a friend. i will always be just a friend. within 30 seconds of meeting new people i am sent to the friends group and once there it's hard to get out. this is the reason i will always be single. what is the reason for this post? none that i can think of, i just had too much time to think on the way home from the pub. by the way, i run the trivia comp at my local pub on tuesday nights if anyone wants to come join in. anyway, i'm off to bed. night night.

Wed, 13 Dec 2006 23:36:45 GMT

thanks heaps phona :)

Sun, 10 Dec 2006 23:03:01 GMT

the main reason i'm looking forward to christmas so much is so i can have two days off in a row. heaven :)

in other news the christmas party was fun. could have been better if certain people who said they'd show had turned up, but i still managed to have a good night.

so who's coming to have christmas dinner with me?

Fri, 08 Dec 2006 23:42:21 GMT

work christmas party tonight. i chose the place for the party because steph wanted it there and i just found out that she's no longer going. hopefull it should still be fun.

been feeling really run down lately. working 6 days a week and walking 45 minutes each way to work tends to take it out on you.

hey hey

Sat, 02 Dec 2006 11:30:00 GMT

haven't been online in weeks. should be around more for a little while, assuming the computer doesn't stuff up, since i'm staying at my folks place while they're in england. if i missed anything exciting, interesting or important let me know.

i have a kitten. her name is bella. she's black with a little grey spot on her chest.

other than that i have nothing interesting to report since i've done nothing but work. hope you haven't missed me too much.

hey hey

Thu, 26 Oct 2006 02:42:34 GMT

sorry guys, i haven't been around for a while due to the fact that mum's computer shat itself. i had to re-format the whole thing and since i'm still running windows 98 and you need XP for the latest versions of MSN messenger and AIM i can't chat to anyone. but i still have e-mail and my mobile phone, so i'm not completely lost to you all. i might upgrade the computer while my folks are in england, but shhh ... don't tell them.

speaking of my folks trip to england, i'll be spending christmas here with the dog. should be nice and quiet. other than that i haven't been up to much as i've been working 6 days a week. things at home are a little worse for wear, but i'll live. i think thats about it. now for lunch

and one more for good luck

Sat, 23 Sep 2006 00:23:51 GMT

An English church minister was seated next to Shane Warne on a flight to New York. After the plane was airborne, orders for drinks were taken.
Shane asked for a rum and coke. The flight attendant then asked the church minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust,
“I’d rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.” Shane then handed his drink back and said, “Me too. I didn’t know we had a choice.”

Sat, 23 Sep 2006 00:21:49 GMT

An ambulance pulls up at the hospital and a hippie is wheeled into the casualty ward. His mates jump out and are questioned by the doctor. “What was he on?” the doctor asks. “Acid? ” “Sort of,” says one of his mates. “We ran out of gear, so I went round to my girlfriend’s house and raided her cupboard for a spliff.” “I see,” said the doctor. “What type of gear was in it?” “Uh, she didn’t have any gear, so I got into her spice rack,” says the student. “It was a mix of cumin, tumeric and a bit of garam marsala.” “That explains it then,” says the doctor, looking at them gravely. “I’m afraid to have to tell you – your friend is in a korma.”

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “you can have her shipped home for $5000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.” The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here in the Holy Land and you would spend only $150?” The man replied, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.”

Two blokes are pushing their trolleys around a supermarket when they collide. The first bloke says, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.” The second bloke says, “That’s okay – I’m looking for my wife, too. I’m getting desperate.” The first bloke says, “We can help each other. What does your wife look like?” The second bloke says, “She’s 27 years old, 182cm tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, big jubblies, long legs and is wearing tiny shorts and a crop top. What’s yours look like?” The first bloke says, “Doesn’t matter – let’s look for yours.”

A husband and wife were dining at a restaurant when a stunning young woman comes to their table, gives hubby a big kiss, and says she’ll see him later. His wife glares at him. “Who was that?” “Oh,” says the husband, “My mistress.” The wife says, “Fine. I want a divorce.” “I understand,” says hubby, “but remember, there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Lexus, and no more country club. But...the decision is yours.” Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman on his arm. “Who’s that woman with Jim?” she asks. “That’s his mistress,” replies her husband. “Oh,” says the wife, “Ours is prettier.”

it's been a while

Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:40:53 GMT

as usual it's been forever since i wrote in here and as usual i have nothing interesting to write. i've been working 6 days a week lately so i haven't really had much time to do anything else. my folks are off to tasmania tomorrow so i'll be staying at their house to look after the dog while they're gone. which means i will actually be online a fair bit in the next 10 days. i was considering going to sydney saturday night with dj mitch, but i can't leave the dog alone for that long. ok i'm off

Tue, 05 Sep 2006 02:53:54 GMT

thought you should all see this

who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Mon, 14 Aug 2006 05:26:04 GMT

i did have something interesting to write today ... well at least i think it was interesting, i can't remember what it was. oh well, next time.

way too long

Mon, 17 Jul 2006 02:45:33 GMT

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now. (i know i shouldn't)	× I don't watch much TV these days.	× I own lots of books.
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.	✓ I love to play video games. (i have the wrists of an 80 year old)	× I've tried marijuana. (i have been offered it many times)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (too funny)	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.	✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (always)
✓ I curse sometimes. (more like all the time)	✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (but then again i've always been mental)	× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (only when i have my work bag with me)

* * * * *

× I have broken someone's bones. (no, just hearts)	× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.	× I hate the rain.
× I'm paranoid at times.	× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.	× I need/want money right now. (i hate money, but society says i need it)
× I love sushi. (ewwwww)	× I talk really, really fast.	× I have fresh breath in the morning. (not sure, but it could work as a cheesy pick-up line)
× I have long hair. (i used to)	× I have lost money in Las Vegas.	✓ I have at least one sibling. (i have 4)
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (and i still live there)	✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (who hasn't worn a wig at some time)	× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look.	✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (probably, i don't remember)	× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.	× I think prostitution should be legalized.	× I slept with a roommate. (does it count if i shared a room with one?)
× I have a hidden talent.	× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.	✓ I have a lot of friends. (it's quality not quantity)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.	× I enjoy talking on the phone.	× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.	× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.	× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone. (who doesn't)	× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (if you have time to remove your shoes it's not called passing out)	✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone. (no comment)	✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (and probably never will)	× I want to have children in the future. (maybe, i'll figure it out later)
× I have changed a diaper before.	× I've called the cops on a friend before.	✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (that i know of)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (life is one big learning experience)	× I am shy around the opposite sex.	× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.	✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.	✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.	× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.	✓ I enjoy some country music. (i karaoke to garth all the time)
✓ I would die for my best friends.	× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.	× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.	× I have dated a close friend's ex.	✓ I am happy at this moment. (for the most part)
× I'm obsessed with guys.	× Democrat. (politicians should all be shot)	× Republican. (politicians should all be shot)
✓ I don't even know what I am. (and neither do most people)	× I am punk rockish.	× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.	× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.	× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).	✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.	× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (in summer)	✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (but it was only a small one)	✓ I love sea turtles. (mmm ... yummy)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.	× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.	× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
✓ I hate office jobs.	× I went to college out of state.	× I am adopted. (i wish :P)
× I am a pyro.	× I have thrown up from crying too much.	× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.	✓ I adore bright colours. (happy colours)	× I usually like covers better than originals. (hell no)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.	✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (only small things though)	× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (ridden, not owned)	× I still have every journal I've ever written in.	× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (no, but the wrong decade)	× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.	× I wear a toe ring.
✓ I have a tattoo. (2)	× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.	× I am a caffeine junkie. (no coffee, tea or coke)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.	× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.	× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (and with lunch and with a book and with wine ...)	✓ I'm an artist. (it doesn't say a good artist)	× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.	× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.	× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.	✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.	× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (i used to)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.	× I am extremely flexible.	✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (but only because i have no-one to kiss me)
× I want to own my own business.	× I smoke. (ewwww)	× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (there's no such thing as normal)	✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.	× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.	✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (who does)	✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (i think i did, but i don't remember much from the night)	× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (i can't afford professional help)	✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone. (i'm always alone)	× I have at least one obsession at any given time.	× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.	× I'm a judgmental asshole.	× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.	× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.	× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian. (whats a libertarian?)	× I can speak more than one language.	✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (only when drunk)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (if i find the right book)	× I like reading fact more than fiction.	× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
✓ I have no piercings.	× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.	× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.	× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.	✓ I like most animals better than most people. (ok, so i'm speciesist)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.	× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.	× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (i'll have to try that)
✓ I am compulsively honest. (i need to stop that)	× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.	× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.	× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.	× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.	✓ I dislike milk. (i don't hate it, but i don't like it)	× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.	× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (i don't have any hair)	× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.	× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.	✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (and now i live with her :P)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.	× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.	× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (i couldn't drive a car to save my life)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.	✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (it's a job)	× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.	× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.	× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.	× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.	✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.	× I have a custom-built computer.	× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.	✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (who walks their dog on the beach at 1 am?)	× I've performed in three plays. (i did mostly skits in drama class)
× I enjoy burritos.	× I'm Irish and loving it.	✓ I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!	× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.	× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.	× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.	✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (only because i haven't accomplished anything)
✓ I need more time to myself.	× I wish I was more open-minded.	× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet.	× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (wtf?)	× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.	× I love playing Truth or Dare. (i wouldn't say "love" but it's fun sometimes)	× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.	× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (i can't, i've been crippled)	✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (some of them, but some are both lj and real life)	× I can only hate someone that I love.	× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.

Tue, 11 Jul 2006 03:53:07 GMT

The Five Love Languages

My primary love language is probably
Quality Time
with a secondary love language being
Physical Touch.

Complete set of results

Quality Time:		11
Physical Touch:		9
Receiving Gifts:		5
Words of Affirmation:		3
Acts of Service:		2

Information

Unhappiness in relationships, according to Dr. Gary Chapman, is often due to the fact that we speak different love languages. Sometimes we don't understand our partner's requirements, or even our own. We all have a "love tank" that needs to be filled in order for us to express love to others, but there are different means by which our tank can be filled, and there are different ways that we can express love to others.

Take the quiz

just because bec did ...

Sun, 11 Jun 2006 07:47:32 GMT

erase my answers and put your own in ...

1) My ex is .... pretty much non-existant

2) Maybe I should ..... go buy some beer

3) I love ..... beer

4) I don't understand ... much

5) I lost my.... mind

6) People say that I'm.... too nice for my own good

7) Sex is.... like air, not important till you aren't getting any

8) Love is.... in the air

9) Somewhere, someone is... missing my company (maybe)

10) I will always... be me, whether you like it or not

11) Forever is... to far away to plan anything yet

12) I never want to .... pretend i'm something i'm not

13) I think the current President is... a puppet, no really.

14) When I wake up in the morning I.... have a shower

15) Life is full of.... fun and laughter

16) My past .... will not determine my future

17) I get annoyed when.... people try to make me something i'm not

18) I wish... i knew what i wanted in life

19) my dog ..... is actually my mum's dog

20) tomorrow i am... going to do what i do every other day

21) I have low tolerance for.... stupid people

22) If I had a million dollars I would.... go to my sister's wedding in london, and maybe stay for a while

cruelty to animals

Mon, 05 Jun 2006 08:20:26 GMT

i beat that monkey good

Your Final Quiz Score: 24 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 16 right out of 60

Congratulations on defeating the lowly monkey, yet it would have been nice had you crushed him in battle more definitively. Not a bad showing overall, however one would have expected the human score to far exceed that of the ape. You have represented your species not excellently but competently. Good job overall. You have delt the monkey a blow to his confidence.

You scored in the 43rd percentile.
(43% of quiz takers scored worse than you)

Geography
Your score: 7 Monkey's score: 6 -- Not your finest performance.

History
Your score: 7 Monkey's score: 4 -- You might have done better.

Science/Technology
Your score: 3 Monkey's score: 1 -- Good enough I suppose.

Random Trivia
Your score: 7 Monkey's score: 5 -- Regrettably close scores.

Link: Monkey Challenge Trivia Quiz

Sun, 21 May 2006 00:42:47 GMT

Q: whats black and white and eats like a horse?

A: a zebra